• me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you

Source: r4vens

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

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this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life

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oh shoe, you so funny

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#duckface

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ugh her sister is sooo annoying

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i luv you shoe xoxoxox

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i’m sorry

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what fake foot

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I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.

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I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW

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HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED

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DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

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…

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yes…

(via laughcentre)

Source: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via laughcentre)

Source: irisowl

nadiaaboulhosn: theramen: wellhellotello: fckingmajeliblood: so-much-hilarity: I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal the king of the jungle in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’ I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS this is me
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nadiaaboulhosn:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

this is me

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